Tutorial for the Absolute Noob

[Blockster20080]

Are you not sure why people hate you on BL?  Do you want people to like you?  Read this!

Building
When building, use more colors than Red.  Don't build with 1x1x5s unless necessary, building with entirely 1x1x5s makes Men have Periods.  Don't make the Roof on top of 5 high Bricks(Don't make it so you have to crouch to sit in a chair).  Don't make lowly detailed builds(Example: Don't make Outhouses with no Toilet).  Don't make your builds boxes.  Don't make builds that are too simple(Example: Don't make houses with Beds made entirely of 1x1 Bricks).

Mini-games
Don't Spawnkill(Don't stand by a Spawn and just kill people when they spawn).  Don't camp(Don't stand by a doorway and wait for an enemy to come, then kill them).  If you accidentally get killed by a Teamate, don't go crazy and rage.  If you accidentally kill a Teamate, say something like "Sorry!".  If in a Mini-game with lives, if you run out of lives, don't leave the Mini-game and come back just so you can play.

Emitters
Don't place bricks with Emitters everywhere and eventually crash the Server.

Bots
Don't get Bots all over that do stuff, you'll probably get Banned.

Mini-Nuke
Don't use the Mini-Nuke everywhere.



"You can swear at me, you can scream at me, you can stab me, but I posted this!  Not you!  Me!  ME!!!  (Laughs maniacly) - Blockster20080, 5:22 PM, 9/8/11

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[Tyler66]

Let the newbies learn through trial-and-error, not setting a list of what they can and cannot do into their faces.

[Funkadelic]

How about let them learn on their own, like all of us.

[Dillpickle]

Make men have periods I think is stolen by the better tutorial for building from whoever recently.
This list is dumb, the Mininuke I have, its not a total failure as long as you know how to use it and don't let others use it, and everything else doesn't even make sense, or is common sense.

[Mega-Bear]

A tutorial containing common sense, good job OP.

[blockhead55]

So far everyone of his topics have been pointless. 

[DrenDran]

"You can swear at me, you can scream at me, you can stab me, but I posted this!  Not you!  Me!  ME!!!  (Laughs maniacly) - Blockster20080, 5:22 PM, 9/8/11

Uh, yeah.
Can you leave now?

[RedGajin]

You made a tutorial for yourself. Cool.
This could have been better put together, it really wouldn't help at all.

[Pulchritude]

Limpfittz, eat your heart out...

[Altiris]

See, everyone is posting how this is just common sense, and isn't it funny how new users still do it?

[Texan101]

Needs something about Ion Cannons.

Otherwise, this looks pretty good.

[DrenDran]

See, everyone is posting how this is just common sense, and isn't it funny how new users still do it?

Those who "Still do it" don't read the forums.

[Good_patch]

The majority of new players dont even use the forums let alone view this list. And like everyone else said. Let them learn by trial and error.