So steam randomly likes to tell me this guy is away. I don't know why. He isn't even on my friends list, but it will just tell me in a new chat window he is away. So I decided to ask him. It was a bad idea. He didn't respond so I closed the chat, but then when he did, This is what he said.

Never tell your password to anyone.
Call from дарк вэе started.
Saturday, September 10, 2011
9:46 PM - дарк вэе: ПРИВЕТ
Call with дарк вэе ended.
9:46 PM - Munkurious (°P): what
9:46 PM - Munkurious (°P): who are you
9:46 PM - Munkurious (°P): :(
9:46 PM - дарк вэе: ЧО
9:46 PM - дарк вэе: ПА РУСКИ
9:46 PM - Munkurious (°P): i can't read
9:46 PM - Munkurious (°P): ?
9:47 PM - дарк вэе: ДА БЛИН ТЫ РУСКИЕ ИЛИ НЕТ
9:47 PM - дарк вэе: НАЖМИ 2 ДА 3 НЕТ
9:48 PM - Munkurious (°P): pancakes?
9:48 PM - Munkurious (°P): what
дарк вэе is now playing Team Fortress 2. Click here to join.
Translate is telling me he wants pancakes.
The last two lines he said translates to:
YES YOU ARE RUSSIAN PANCAKES OR NOT
CLICK 2 YES 3 NO
I'm not Russian though.
Discuss.