Position Desired: Community Projects Delegate
Why You Should Vote for Me: I am full of logics, wisdoms and humors of great wit. Therefor, my inevitable victory will not be decided by me, but by the people I confuddle into not voting for anyone except myself. This and I bring peanuts. I suppose I should also proceed to hew irony and paradox upon my character by proclaiming myself an honest politician and demonstrate so by declaring and heretofore stating that I am quite mad. This will not interefere with my capacity in office and I should rightly say that it would indeed actually hold a certain capacity of aide to my ability to serve as madness and genius are quite akin to one-another, so much so that I happen to be both simultaneously and at the same time. U jelly?
TL;DR: I'm SMRT, vote for me. Also peanuts.
