I am pretty disturbed at my own imagination

[.:FancyPants:.]

Make it so that the words are typed on a phone 34 years ago, lost in an investigation that was continued quite recently, but had been stopped due to government issues. The phone was so old that the last lick of battery was really not quite enough, but after extracting the files from the phone, the following words were found: <Insert story>

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Make it so that the words are typed on a phone 34 years ago, lost in an investigation that was continued quite recently, but had been stopped due to government issues. The phone was so old that the last lick of battery was really not quite enough, but after extracting the files from the phone, the following words were found: <Insert story>

...extracting the files from the ancient phone...

...old school phones saved conversations...

...I'd really like to hear you explain the history of the world.

edit: also, typing on phones, what?