Author Topic: Disprove the Above Person's Abilities.  (Read 1271 times)

Too good to be true.


I can materialize toasters.

Paradox.



I can solve complex math riddles without thinking.

Paradox.



I can solve complex math riddles without thinking.

no bc u r jerkfaic

i kan do my abcs


...but you're a toaster.


I can dematerialize toasters.

Heresy!


I can materialize toasters from other toasters.

Yeah right, I'd like to see you try. You are not only too stupid to do that, but you are too poor to afford a toaster.
I don't mean that :c

I can drive really fast!

Yeah right, I'd like to see you try. You are not only too stupid to do that, but you are too poor to afford a toaster.
I don't mean that :c

I can drive really fast!

...without a loving license.


I can also drive really fast.