Jokes that you wish you could make but you can't due to a reason of some sort.

[SeventhSandwich]

ever had that feeling that you could have made a funny joke if a certain attribute or persona fit you?

me too.

share them in this thread!

I'll start:
If I was a 2 year old and played tf2 and my kindergarten class had an assignment to name colors, I would name them after the matching paintcan names.

like green would be, "The bitter taste of defeat and lime".

It would have been hilarious :(.

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[Stocking]

I remember we were talking about how much MPG our cars get and I wanted to make a joke about how if this one fat chick wouldn't ride with my friend she'd get like 10 more MPG, but the fat chick was sitting at the table with us. T~T

[TheScout]

Internet jokes in my school.
"How do I .......?"
"I dunno lol"
"wtf are you talking about"
*awkward

[?]

the forum rules stopped me from making a joke once

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I taught my choir friends asdf

and I regret it

[Nightmare-Duckie]

If I didn't like Minecraft I would call it Minecrap. If I was German I would call it Mienkarft.

[SeventhSandwich]

I taught my choir friends asdf

and I regret it

this isn't an example of a joke that you wish you could make but couldn't due to a reason of some sort.

[Clone v.117]

I showed my school asdf movie

and I regret it

[Black and White]

this one time at camp when I went into the consolers room at 1:00 am screamed like a banshee and ran
then was going to make a joke about it the next day...except some of them where siting at the next table.
-White