Mike's first date

[Blaze0]

Pat shows Mike "Her" snake.

[Ad Bot]

[IkeTheGeneric]

I've been on three dates you douche

[Supreme Guy]

He wakes up in a chair, he has a strange contraption attached to his head, wrapping inside his jaw. He looks across the room and sees a television come on.

"Hello Mike, I want to play a game"

[DracoSoul]

I've been on three dates you douche

that's all? haha

[IkeTheGeneric]

that's all? haha

I'm only 15 bro

[Vegetarian Zombie]

He wakes up in a chair, he has a strange contraption attached to his head, wrapping inside his jaw. He looks across the room and sees a television come on.

"Hello Mike, I want to play a game"

...what kind of game?

[Moriarty]

PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS
GET REVERSE BEAR TRAP OFF
:likeaboss:

[Nipah!]

...im really confused

[NotKreation]

I had love today.
And yesterday.
And the day before.
And 2 days before that.
And moar.
Ujellu?

[lancer]

then inside the SAW room swat people come and kill jigsaw with MP5's and Berreta's.

mike is taken outside and meets new chick.

mike spanks her ass in porto-potty

*Wakes up from dream*

OH FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!