Those moments when dirty jokes would be funny but you didn't say it.

[IkeTheGeneric]

That moment when you hear something that has no relevance currently, but later you regret that you didn't say something like "that's what she said!"

Or you didn't because it would be inappropriate at the time.

[Ad Bot]

[Yosher]

two autistic people sitting in a car
who's driving

the mentor! hahahahahahaha-wait, that isn't dirty, funny, and doesn't make sense

[Snow2]

Your Mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to vytensor conflexed 23 newtons per minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algabraic sum of elecrtic currents flowing through that closed curve.

[Yosher]

Your Mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to vytensor conflexed 23 newtons per minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algabraic sum of elecrtic currents flowing through that closed curve.

I must write this one down.

[Clone v.117]

Your Mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, her acceleration from rest resulted in a force between the two conductors of 6.0 to vytensor conflexed 23 newtons per minute and the magnetic flex around the closed curve was proportional to the algabraic sum of elecrtic currents flowing through that closed curve.

That's dirty, you crossed the line man.
:|

[Yosher]

What do you call a threesome existing out of child enthusiasts?

A creepPILE!! WHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[Coolio]

Do you know what I like about Thirty Three Year Olds?



There are 30 of them.




If your boobs are too small, you get a boobjob. If your hands are too small, what do you get?

A handjob.