You know life is bland when you take a butt-load of stolen cash and go to buy pizza...
Jesus, even I can afford pizza. Although... the beer was probably worth more than the pizza. That is, if he was getting a slice of pizza, and not a whole pizza.
Actually, food prices have gone up. Maybe the pizza slice was worth more. Do you think they serve pizza in jail? He could possibly steal another jail-mate's pizza and then act like he won. Maybe. Then again, he wouldn't have his beer.
Ah well, best not ponder it too much.
