Grandpa Joe

[Cybersix]

Way better than the remake.

Not really a remake.
Just making a movie that is more truthful to the book.

[Ad Bot]

[Lando The Climber]

This movie was 100% badass.

[Ethan]

Not really a remake.
Just making a movie that is more truthful to the book.

Well the book is gay then :P

[Cybersix]

This movie was 100% badass.

Is, not was, is.

[Lando The Climber]

Is, not was, is.

Oh, please excuse me.

[TurnipBlog]

I know this joke has been used before but,

In the boat ride scene, why have videos of chickens necks being cut off and centipedes walking on peoples faces instead of a candy themed tunnel?

[Cybersix]

To mess with the children?

[Man 2]

Then when Tim Burton got hungry, he ate Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
Approximately 48 hours later, the pass through Burton's digestive system was completed and the movie was shat out into the world bearing the title Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, paying homage to the original book by Roald Dahl. Our awesome strong-as-an-ox grandpa Joe was replaced with this sickly bastard:

Disgraceful.

[MegaScientifical]

That movie was terrible. I forced myself to watch it months ago, it was sickening. They added so much unnecessary and illogical storyline. stuff about Wonka being mentally disturbed by a dentist father, added scenes of seeing him making no damn sense, having such a low budget as to make all the Oompa Loompas this one freakish looking normal skin guy. No boat scene. God damn it, forget them to hell.