One day I walked into burger king and then saw everyone was being raped by ronald mcdonald, as he tried to burn the place down. I proceeded to kill him with KFC cannons which resulted in his untimely death. Then everything around me exploded causing buttrape. After the great fast food war, there was a major shortage and half the fat people on the planet comitted Self Delete as there was no more fattening stuff. The end.
Holy stuff I am a keyboard nerd.