Author Topic: Omegle Chats - To good to be true  (Read 1628 times)

hey handicap

it doesn't matter if its on other sites, as long as you're not doing it "IN THE NAEM OF BLOCKLAND LOEL!!!!" or admitting to trolling on these forums, its fine

Oh my, aren't you sinister? Sullivan got banned for trolling on Terraria, so before you go around calling people handicaps why don't you do a little research.

Oh my, aren't you sinister? Sullivan got banned for trolling on Terraria, so before you go around calling people handicaps why don't you do a little research.

you're a handicap because i said so and i am superior to you

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: are u fake?
Stranger: noo? lol
You: show me ur richard then
Stranger: can i see ur boobs first,
You: uhh no? maybe if u get ur richard out ull get 2 see all of me ;)
Stranger: haha but im not even hard yet,
You: idc, ive just been trying to get guys to show me their richards all night and nobody does -_-
Stranger: why not??? but how old are you
You: im 19
You: u?
Stranger: but im only 16 haha
You: im not gonna save a pic lol
You: just look and show u my stuff
You: :p
You: my t=stuff as in my boobs xD
You: *stuff
Stranger: hmm can i see ur booty? :)
You: not yet mister ;)
You: first
You: put your shoe on your head
Stranger: im not wareing shoes... lol
You: :O
You: hmm
You: whats the nearest thing u can balance on ur head?
Stranger: a remote... lol
You: lol
You: okay put it on ur head
Stranger: jw...y... lol
You: i think its funny xD
Stranger: mmm ok
You: and its less intimidating than showing ur richard
You: u know?
Stranger: yeah true okkay

i then used a gif of black guys laughing and he disconnected



Implying that anyone who plays Minecraft has not had love.

you're a handicap because i said so and i am superior to you

Okay yeah well

Yeah you got me there

Oh god. Why?

Are Mr. Clean's Magic Erasers really magic?
You: Oh yes
You: I made a bunny jump out of a hat with it
You: It then turned the eraser into a bunny
Stranger: Gasp !!!
You: :I
You: Amazing right?
Stranger: Pure magic!!