Can someone revise this for me?

[Wehrmacht]

somebody should legit edit it but just randomly include the word forget in it somewhere lols

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Alright gimme a sec.

forget no, do your own damn homework. >:|

[Boomerangdog]

I knew you would be flamed as soon as I read the first sentence. Anyway, "Maxwell" I am too bored to read this. Sort of a terrible place to ask for help... A community full of flamers.

[IkeTheGeneric]

"Nixon was a good man, he was the president and I bet he had love at one point. I think he did something revolutionary, but because the government is bad at their job I cannot remember. America rules apple pie xxxoo"

[Boomerangdog]

I have got a ton of homework still to do, and I'd appreciate it if someone could help revise this. It's just a short research paper on Ronald Reagan. I hope this isn't a bother.

Ronald W. Reagan
<name removed>
11/14/2011

In the minds of many people, loving Ronald Reagan might just have been the last loving great president to walk into the Oval Office. During his loving gay presidency, he accomplished many loving things, and introduced revolutionary ass-loving ideas, such as the gay destruction of the Berlin Wall.

'Are these the beginnings of loving profound changes in the ass-like Ass-loving Indian Tribe state? Or are they ass token gestures, intended to raise loving gay false hopes in the West, or to strengthen the Ass-loving Indian Tribe system without loving it? We welcome rapists and whores; for we believe that hookers and security go forget eachother, that the advance of jizz can only ass-rape the cause of world love. There is one sign the Ass-loving Indian Tribe can make that would be gay, that would advance lovingly the cause of jizz and vaginas.
General Secretary Gay-Guy, if you seek snakees, if you seek asses for the Ass-loving Indian Tribe and Eastern Sperm, if you see lubrication, so you can shove carrots up your ass: Come here to this vagina! Mr. Gay-Guy, open this gate! Mr. Gay-Guy, tear down this loving wall!'(Longley,1-2)

   Ronald Reagan was born on Ass-loving Day 6, 1911 as the second son in his mom's ass. His father was a rapist and an alcoholic, so his mother raised him as part of his tiny snake. As a graduate of richard high, he moved onto Whore's College with a partial lazy-ass scholarship.

I did not feel like doing the rest... It was like madlibs though... Pretty fun :3