Author Topic: Hearing wierd sounds.  (Read 1627 times)

ear infection
microbes finding there way inside your inner ear cavity and hatching fecribes (a bigger version of microbes)
Who then in a week or so will plant bigger fecribes and the noise will get louder
Go to the doctors

Anagramed Hint:
Fecibrse dnt'o sitxe

"Help!  I hear cricket-type sounds only at... night...

Wait, I'm stupid.  Crickets are usually only out at night."