CSI Miami jokes (One liners)

[Decepticon]

Looks like this murder was,
*Shades*
Cold Blooded.

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[Nickelob Ultra]

This thread gave me cancer.  And I was one of the people that used this joke when it was good :(

[Mr.jacksaunt]

This thread gave me cancer.  And I was one of the people that used this joke when it was good :(

ya and i listened to far east movement before it was cool
/hipster

[Blockoman]

I like pie...
*Glasses*
Turtles.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH
Its not really a joke...

What is it with 10-year olds and their obsession for pie, or cake? Is there something I'm missing here?


Anyway, the classic one that I know:

Sir, we found traces of semen in the ear of this murder victim. The killer may have left traces behind, but he still got away!
Looks like she didn't...
hear him coming.

YYEEAHHH