~I HAVE LEVELED UP!~

[Jokey365]

Jokey365 has gained 365 EXP. points.
Jokey365 has LEVELED UP!
Jokey365 gained the following stats:
+5 Body Hair
+5 Voice Deepness
+5 Learning Ability
+8 Defense
+3 Attack
+5 snake
+2 Jizzing Ability
+12 Mana
+7 Intelligence
Jokey365 has learned STUDY!
STUDY allowed Jokey365 to study his schoolwork. Adds 20 to Intelligence for five turns.

Well now that it's December 10th I've gained another year on this planet.
So far I got to stay home from School yesterday.
Hoping to get Skyrim.
Well.
LET'S ALL WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
If you wish to gift me a Steam game (Which none of you do) ask and I'll provide a link to my Steam account.

[Ad Bot]

[Mulch]

Happy Birthday.

[fred da kiko]

good job on not getting killed this year!

[Jokey365]

good job on not getting killed this year!

I almost died, but I regenerated health since I'm a Medic class.

[masterockets]

this post is your gift
love it

[Funkadelic]

How old are you now?

[Jokey365]

this post is your gift
love it

Yay.
Something just occurred to me.
Inb4Trogtorwithhispresentthin gy.

How old are you now?

14.

[star9578]

As I said, happy birthday to you.

[fred da kiko]

the ball is your gift.

[Mr Man]

how old did you turn

[Ethan]

Heppy Berthdey

[Count]

Why are people so happy to "level up"? I miss my childhood. 

[Black and White]

Bappy hirthday and a yerry mew near

[ShadowsfeaR]

I find this "leveling" up nonsense annoying. Just say you had a birthday or come up with something creative.


But Happy Bithday anyway.

[Menen]

Jokey365 has gained 365 EXP. points.
Jokey365 has LEVELED UP!
Jokey365 gained the following stats:
+5 Body Hair
+5 Voice Deepness
+5 Learning Ability
+8 Defense
+3 Attack
+5 snake
+2 Jizzing Ability
+12 Mana
+7 Intelligence
Jokey365 has learned STUDY!
STUDY allowed Jokey365 to study his schoolwork. Adds 20 to Intelligence for five turns.

Well now that it's December 10th I've gained another year on this planet.
So far I got to stay home from School yesterday.
Hoping to get Skyrim.
Well.
LET'S ALL WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
If you wish to gift me a Steam game (Which none of you do) ask and I'll provide a link to my Steam account.

Not only was the bolded part unnecessary, but you also did the joke wrong.