Storytime:
Last year, Edmans family A[dads side] got into a huge fight with Edmans immediate family. Its all better now. We want to spend Christmas with us and we want to spend it with them. But side b[Moms side] wants us to spend it with them. I like side b, but A is so much more fun. Last year, my grandma from side b got me a cat toy for Christmas. All be do during Christmas at side b is hump the bible. I'm a christian, but cmon I just got all the new crap I want to mess with. We have to chose between side b or A. I want to go side A, my mom and dad want to go side B. I need a way to tell them everyone would enjoy side A more.
TDLR: Edman wants to go to fun grandparents, not boring ones.