Life is a dream within a dream
-Hideyoshi Hashiba
Infact, you're dreaming in a dream right now.
What.
Anyways, the first lucid dream I had was a loving nightmare. It was back when I had serious arachniphobia. Seriously, a spider could literally make me want to dig underground into a bunker with guns. Lots of guns.
Anyways, in the dream, spiders were loving everywhere, crawling out of the woodwork and whatnot. For some reason, everybody I knew was turning into a massive as forget spider. There was this full spider, god-damned massive. Size of a small car. Just sorta chilling, staring at me. I was all like, "forget forget forget forget forget forget fuuuuuuck."