I almost got mugged and possibly killed

[Slicksilver]

I wear a life vest strapped with explosives and keep my hand on the trigger at all times for situations like this.

I laughed so loving hard at this oh my god lmfao

[Ad Bot]

[SWAT One]

This is why I carry a knife on me at all times.

It's just a knife, but it's something.

Until one of them pulls out a revolver lol

[Navaro]

oдо

[Mega-Bear]

Until one of them pulls out a revolver lol

And then Plad...

[Electrk]

They're from the future. In the future you're a professional rock star singer rapper dancer.

He's gonna be in Wild Stallion!

[Extrude]

And then Plad...

mfw the guy with the revolver is plad, and OP is his actor for All Six Chambers XXX research film

 

[Socrates]

mfw the guy with the revolver is plad, and OP is his actor for All Six Chambers XXX research film

 

oдо

[Jello King]

Yeah, it was obviuosly plad chasing me

[Stocking]

This is why I carry a knife on me at all times.

It's just a knife, but it's something.

why u wud need a knife?? *kises mussels* i just fite them with my HUGE PECS

[SpreadsPlague]

why u wud need a knife?? *kises mussels* i just fite them with my HUGE PECS

um i think u ment to say THIGHS (ownd)

[Funkadelic]

I call bullstuff

[Jello King]

BRING ON THE STEAMED CRUTONS