Dear mojang, Where the forget is all that double deluxe extra chewy chocolate bars you promised? I need them for my secret weapon that chocolatifies whatever it touches. If not, then I will mine all the diamonds out of your office. Bitch. With them gone you cannot insert a coin to new bullstuff that breaks my game so it is impossible for Kalphiter to host. Next time don't forcefully remove cool features like booster carts because they were really cool. The villagers are mad, chocolate is lacking, and cows are flying over moons. I'd like to ask what you do to get delicious chocolate ass. Also, I hate the cavemen squidwards, the ones that stole my chocolate. and a wolf died cuz I ate it.
PS: I would like to be hired by december 12 2012, With love (of chocolate, not you),
The Blockland Forearms.
Don't forget to make a blockland splash.
P.P.S You are a DERPEH...enkelspeler....How are you today?
I would like to know because a pig derped on ocelot biome sand, and i am hiding from creepers and chocolate bars made out of children. Rana is dead, it's raining chocolate very hard inside your moonbase. Toby out. *BOOP DEE BOOP*
P.P.P.S Put it up my dolphin wigs so I--
Screw that, I want more creepers! --
Nah, make them incendiary creepers instead---
COMBUSTABLE LEMON CREEPERS!
or else giant potatoes will rain from the trees, and DIE.
P.P.P.P.S:
Have you really been far out into the chasm in my sack of potatoes?
They should be added to minecraft, and blown up by creepers. BTW
I do say that you guys sure know how to frustrate people because sandstone is really ugly. I think minecraft needs a method of flying somehow, like some sort of bear grylls man vs wild parachute drop off into your world.
Not sincerely, Your faithful student, Taboobles macpooply fishrapper the third.
P.P.P.P.P.S: I does likes to mine for nitroglycerin potatoes.
P.P.P.P.P.P.S: DIPTHONG BEEP ON MY DOLPHIN WIGS BY THE ORDER OF THE STONE!
