The forums sends a letter to Mojang (this is gonna turn out well)

[._maxwell23461_.]

cna i b creper pls??????

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[ShadowYoshi294]

Also, can I b teh doge?

[Kochieboy]

Needs more dinosaurs.

[ghost_man]

Your friendly rapists,
The Blockland Forum.

[Mulch]

I was extremely upset by Minecraft's lack of velociraptors.

[*FacePalm*]

So you should have more PENGUS.

[Legodude77]

Thus allowing more pineapples to fully grow into elephants,

[Lando The Climber]

Wanna release MC: Pocket Edition soon?