Sometimes I pretend I'm a woman online.
Sometimes I straighten my hair.
Sometimes I paint my nails.
Sometimes I put on makeup.
Sometimes I mess up my hair just to fix it.
Sometimes I use my brothers laptop all day and never get out of bed.
Sometimes I wish I could have internet on my desktop again.
Sometimes I wish I had a new computer.
Sometimes I wish I was old enough to own a car so I could drive to Canada and say "eh".
Sometimes I wish I could kill people with a chainsaw without getting caught.
