Bad Situation. (Relationship Drama)

[The Big Bad Jellyfish]

I dated my best friends sister for 2.5 years, and then when we broke up, I hooked up with his other sister B) needless to say we're no longer friends....totally worth it.

You were gay?

[Ad Bot]

[Beachbum]

Lol'd.

You were gay?

You guys are both HORRIBLE at reading.

Best friend; Erick
Girlfriend; Amber
Girlfriend & Bestfriends sister; Melina.

[Hipster]

Issue #2:
The OTHER new kid (he's about a month old) named Andre (yes he's black) also decided that he had a crush on HER. 
I mean I really don't want to start any stuff with this kid, not that I couldn't beat his ass (he's scrawny af too), I just can't take a 10 day suspension

brother please,  Your body is built like a twig.

[Yosher]

i saw this coming from a thousand miles away

you won't even have to think about it anymore because there is no girl problem topic without "stick it in her pooper" posts.

[zookuw]

The kid is not your friend and thus you don't need to worry about it unless you care about his feelings.

[hankyje]

Do what I do and don't start liking anybody until you're in a relationship in them.
That's why I'm going out with a hottie. 

[Fission]

brother please,  Your body is built like a twig.

That's exactly what I said.
I said "too" implying that I'm scrawny as well.