y'all act like you've haven't seen a mormon before
drawers down to the floor
I'm not concerned about the very poor
I got it wrong, sorry, that's not what I meant
I want every american to be in the top 1%
I really named it willard
(that's my first name!)
I'm not looking for a colony on the moon
just for someone to blame
I like being able to fire people
I'm newt gingrich
you're fire
I'm rick santorum and I'm
fired
boom boom boom boom
conservative women love mitt romney
and I love cars and I love lakes
I'm running for office for pete's sake
with regards to abortion
pro-life, pro-choice
I firmly believe in my own singing voice
*for purple mountain's majesty, above the fruited plain~*
with regards to abortion
you can choose your own adventure
it's a republican dimension
and I'm more concerned about the banks
they're unable to lend
corporations are people my friend
my dog is on the roof
my dog is on the roof
who let the dogs out?
(hoot hoot)
I understand and I am an exception
in the obama contraception
I'm not a vulture I'm an eagle
I'm gonna get my lawn cut by illegals
now there will be an influx
hispanish voters in trucks
now look, if you don't believe I'll tell ya what
ten thousand bucks?
well, I made a lot of money
a matter of factually
so I drive a couple of cadillacs, actually
I have a motion, a passion
(that's a joke, for the record)
but if you want the soul of america to be restored
come on and take your fair share
and every mormon raise your underwear and sing the chorus
(papa bear)
