I am going to cut off your testicles, shove them down your throat, then proceed to cut open your stomach after painfully cauterizing the wound left from me cutting open your scrotum. About thirty minutes following, I will cut you open, while you are still awake, obviously, and cut open the stomach. Following removal of the testes from your now filleted stomach, I would allow your stomach acid to slowly eat through your internal organs in a slow and excruciatingly painful manner. And then I'd feed your balls to your relative(s)
That felt loving fantastic