Author Topic: Funniest RP failures?  (Read 1566 times)

be m bother now

EDIT: what it acually says is "be my brother now"

« Last Edit: April 07, 2012, 04:27:27 AM by Inconnue »

In a school RP, I managed to get outside the boundaries and spawn weapons. You can guess what happened next.
that would have been fun

Got another one from a family RP.

I was a stray dog, and I was walking around. Some guy ran me over with a car. Someone else came up to me and wanted me to go with them. I bit them and limped off(car guy said he killed me, so I just said my leg was broken). They followed me, and after I kept snarling and biting at them, they tried to run over me. Later on, they went back to trying to help me. Now, think about this: dog gets hit by car and is in shock, and has a broken leg. Guy comes up to terrified dog and expects dog to gladly come with him. Guy tries to runs over dog, again. Guy then tries to help terrified dog again. Do you really think this dog, who's just been traumatized by a sudden car running over them, is going to come to someone who also tried to run over them? So I talked to him OOC for a bit about how dogs work and how dogs act when scared. He doesn't seem to understand but we continue. Eventually, he gets out of the car and crouches, saying "I learned that if you crouch low a dog will come to you". He did not listen to anything I said about dogs being traumatized. I told him that since I just got hit by a car, I'm scared of people, no matter how low they are. He told me to be realistic. I hobbled away and ignored him. Eventually, he got angry and left.

TL;DR: Don't try RPing with a stray if you don't understand how dogs work.

when you act for other people: like, instead of just controlling your 'character', you control him, the guy next to him, someone a street away, a dog in a park, and a dolphin the next town over

basically 'playing god' instead of 'playing people'
Ah, that clears things up.

*Went to fam Rp*
*Makes house and makes car*
*Drives for a bit, stops when someone steps infront of car*
*They Ctrl K*
PLAYER: OMG, BAN GRASSY, THAT NOOB KILLED ME!
Grassy: I didn't even touch you, you ctrl k'd infront of me.
PLAYER: NOW HE'S LIEING BAN HIM
HOST banned PLAYER (BL_ID: *****). Reason: Drama queen.

It was pretty swell.

(I am not showing ID or names, that's why I put 'PLAYER' , 'HOST' and '(BL_ID: *****)'.

Dogs may be stupid, but very good at roleplaying.

So a friend was on a Family RP, so I joined because boredom.
There was a default minigame.
Weapon damage on.
Spawning weapons were on.
The host had lots of weapons I hadn't seen before, so I just tried them out before being a jackass.
Then I discovered that he had the Mini-Nuke enabled.
fun fun fun

any roleplay that has sibas clocks, undulo, and a low duplication time
but you don't need a low dup time anyways  :cookieMonster: