[10:19:35 PM] Vegas: Tom.
[10:19:51 PM] Tom Pride: Phone
[10:20:06 PM] Vegas: What did your mother tell you about calling people while they are masturvating?
[10:20:29 PM] Tom Pride: Ask them if they need more lubricant?
[10:21:04 PM] Vegas: Some people don't use it though Tom.
[10:21:12 PM] Tom Pride: brown town?
[10:21:25 PM] Vegas: Me and your mother are talking about this.
[10:21:36 PM] Tom Pride: Hot, room for one more?
[10:21:36 PM] Vegas: Your behavior is unacceptable.
[10:21:56 PM] Tom Pride: forget you I do what I want
[10:22:16 PM] Vegas: No more Coca Cola for you.
[10:22:27 PM] Tom Pride: NO FUQ YOU
[10:22:35 PM] Vegas: I'm sorry.
[10:23:17 PM] Vegas: You're going to have to drink Pepsi for the rest of your life.
[10:23:37 PM] Tom Pride: I will brown townly rape you with no lube in your sleep.
[10:24:06 PM] Vegas: More Pepsi is stacking up, Tom...
[10:24:20 PM] Tom Pride: I will inject it you loving whore
[10:24:33 PM] Tom Pride: And then call you granny a slut and rape her
[10:24:44 PM] Vegas: It's coming Tom.
[10:24:50 PM] Tom Pride: Hot
[10:25:01 PM] Vegas: THERE IT IS
[10:25:04 PM] Tom Pride: Sounds like one of my research skits
[10:25:11 PM] Vegas: AT THE END OF THE METRO TUNNEL.
[10:25:20 PM] Tom Pride: Wait
[10:25:30 PM] Tom Pride: One second
[10:25:31 PM] Vegas: IT'S THE DARK ONES!
[10:25:37 PM] Tom Pride: Want to be in a cult with me?
[10:25:50 PM] Vegas: Hell yeah.
[10:25:51 PM] Tom Pride:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Voodoo-Handbook-of-Cult-Secrets-by-Anna-Riva-1974-Paperback-/150794550040?pt=US_Nonfiction_Book&hash=item231c0e3b18#ht_500wt_1127[10:25:54 PM] Tom Pride: <3
[10:25:59 PM] Tom Pride: Everyone gets a copy
[10:27:09 PM] Vegas: I can't read English.
[10:27:32 PM] Tom Pride: No mondays allowed.
[10:28:05 PM] Vegas: I'm from the Arctic.
[10:28:17 PM] Tom Pride: NO. mondayS.
[10:29:16 PM] Vegas: YOU MIGHT KNOW ME BY MY MIDDLE NAME - BLOODmondayroosterSTAINCUMCLO
CKWATCHER.
[10:29:37 PM] Tom Pride: I knew this day would come.
[10:29:50 PM] Tom Pride: /unzips pants
[10:30:00 PM] Tom Pride: Let this be our final battle
[10:30:04 PM] Vegas: The prospects are true.
[10:30:15 PM] Tom Pride: AHHHHHHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHH
[10:30:22 PM] Tom Pride: /rips off shirt
[10:30:29 PM] Tom Pride: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGAA
AAA
[10:30:42 PM] Vegas: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEÉEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEE
[10:30:46 PM] Tom Pride: /Super sain
[10:31:49 PM] Vegas: Vegas rips off richard and zipper from his jacket.
[10:32:22 PM] Vegas: Vegas calls in the Mexican SWAT team.
[10:32:28 PM] Vegas: BAMNOS!
[10:32:32 PM] Tom Pride: Nooo! NOT MEXICANS
[10:33:13 PM] Vegas: ¡DIE ESÉ!
[10:33:28 PM] Tom Pride: I don't speak beaner! forget OFF!
[10:34:07 PM] Vegas: Vegas launches enchiladas at Tom.
[10:34:14 PM] Tom Pride: NOOOOO
[10:34:31 PM] Vegas: TAKE IT!
[10:34:37 PM] Tom Pride: ARGG
[10:34:45 PM] Tom Pride: I feel weakend!
[10:34:57 PM] Vegas: Vegas launches mild sauce from Taco Bell.
[10:35:08 PM] Tom Pride: NOOOOOO!
[10:35:20 PM] Tom Pride: /Pentagran of demond blood opens on the floor
[10:35:26 PM] Tom Pride: /Giant white light
[10:35:35 PM] Tom Pride: /tom is banished
[10:36:21 PM] Vegas: Vegas runs with the SWAT team as we come with you, violently beating you with bags of tangerines.
[10:37:13 PM] Tom Pride: NOOOOO, NOT OTHER ETHNECITIES AND COLORED PEOPLE, ANYTHING ORANGE IS FROM THE JERSY SHORE AND I'M FAT
