Author Topic: Noob's Guide to Blockland  (Read 2246 times)

i made this so noobs will stop being noobs -_-

PT. 1 starting

To start playing Blockland you need to install the game, get the game at http://www.blockland.us. After you've downloaded the installer, run it. Once it is done installing double-click the big B icon. When the game window is loaded and showing a window saying what type of keyboard and mouse you have. click the right options for your computer and click "ok". Now you will see a window asking what kind of inernet you have enter your internet type and click "ok". Now you see yet another window called "enter key" click "demo mode". Now click "tutorial" on the main menu get through that then read the rest of this guide.

PT. 2 Bricks and Tools

Congratulations! You now know the basics of Blockland! now you will learn about other bricks and tools in this section. Tools: Wrench: Adds effects to bricks and changes settings for other bricks. Printer: Adds decals and letters to bricks to use go to the bottem of a brick tab and find the section that says prints. Place one of those bricks and shoot it with the printer and press a letter key or click a decal. Bricks: Vehicle Spawns: Hit these bricks with a wrench and click the word none and choose the vehicle you want. Music Bricks: Hit these with a wrench then choose the music you want by clicking none and clicking the song you want. Spawn Bricks: Bricks you spawn on in minigames.

PT. 3 Online

Okay so you like the game and want to buy. To buy it you just go to the page you get the download on and click buy in the menu and enter the paypal stuff and wait for the E-Mail with your key. Once you have it start blockland again and enter the key you got in the enter key window. Now click join server to start online! If you want to make your own server click start server but first look at http://www.blockland.us/portforward/index.html if you use a router. TIPS: Dont ask for admin randomly it just annoys people and you get nowhere. Don't spam, you want to be a respected player. Use other bricks than 1x1s, that is still spam. Don't walk around calling people noobs, it is very annoying. Dont shoot people with random guns, it is annoying too.

Congratulations! You now know how to play blockland like a pro!

This is as pointless as Koden's "Forum Etiquette" topic.


This is as pointless as Koden's "Forum Etiquette" topic.
noobs have been annoying me

This is as pointless as Koden's "Forum Etiquette" topic.
noobs have been annoying me
This is all pretty much on the front page.
Too bad nobody bothers to read that.
It explains almost everything.

holy crap i tought i smelled copypasta

i think i smell it too  :iceCream: :cookieMonster:

The word "noob" offends me, ever since that jerk on that shopping mall server called me a noob repeatedly until I hunted him down and caged him repeatedly in see-thru brick plates of death, then he threatened to come to my house and kick my dog and rape my sister, but I don't even have a dog so that stuff made no sense.

The word "noob" offends me, ever since that jerk on that shopping mall server called me a noob repeatedly until I hunted him down and caged him repeatedly in see-thru brick plates of death, then he threatened to come to my house and kick my dog and rape my sister, but I don't even have a dog so that ice cream made no sense.
sry theres no edit  :panda:

The word "noob" offends me, ever since that jerk on that shopping mall server called me a noob repeatedly until I hunted him down and caged him repeatedly in see-thru brick plates of death, then he threatened to come to my house and kick my dog and rape my sister, but I don't even have a dog so that ice cream made no sense.

I LOLLED HARD

The word "noob" offends me, ever since that jerk on that shopping mall server called me a noob repeatedly until I hunted him down and caged him repeatedly in see-thru brick plates of death, then he threatened to come to my house and kick my dog and rape my sister, but I don't even have a dog so that ice cream made no sense.

I LOLLED HARD

LoeL me too :D

The word "noob" offends me, ever since that jerk on that shopping mall server called me a noob repeatedly until I hunted him down and caged him repeatedly in see-thru brick plates of death, then he threatened to come to my house and kick my dog and rape my sister, but I don't even have a dog so that ice cream made no sense.

I LOLLED HARD

LoeL me too :D
lolololol same.

You're right, this guide is made by a noob.

You're right, this guide is made by a noob.
could you stop loving flaming me idiot?