he'll be screaming at the copier beside his cubicle
"OMG COPY FASTER!!! NOOOOOOO!! THIS SUCKS IT'S THE SAME AS ALL THE OTHER ONES!"
him as the boss at work
"hey boss how ya doin'"
*knocks over bag of munchkins*
"OH MY GOD IT'S ALL OVER THE FLOOR!!1!"
"I'm sorry sir I'll pick it up for-"
"NO YOU'RE FIRED"
*turns light off on the way out*
"TURN IT BACK ON I CAN'T SEE"