what if the dead relative explicitly said "when i die, set up a candy shop over my coffin. sell suckers and blo pops and big candy rings. those are a few of my favorite thiiiiiiiings!" before the died?
I imagined Ron Perlman, with the left half of his face melted, say that, clip through the ground, and drop in a rainbow coffin, adorned with Insane Clown Posse merchandise.
I loving died.