(this is based off of final fantasy, as a parody)
once, in a world no-one evar heard of, there were 3 evil douches, called: rackage, madskrape, and the evil russian PONY terminator robot from the future, that came for the lulz, and then brought upon his allies, and the stole the PEA-NUS OF THE GODS!
SO, THE LAND WAS LAID TO WASTE, THE FARMERS HAD LOST THEIR CROPS, THE WOMEN NO-LONGER WANTED TO HAVE SAX, AND research WAS DISAPPEARING AT A FAST RATE! however, a prophecy has for told the events, and 4 AMAZING SMEXY WARRIORS APPEARED, AND CAME TO SAVE THE DAY! LEO, THE MAGE, FOMER, THE LITTLE KNIGHT, GOMA, THE MIGHTY WARRIORESS, AND FROOMTOD, THE VIXEN FROM THE WOODS, the king had given them access to the EVIL BASE OF THE VAGINNORIS! as the warriors proceded, the had fought THE richard BROOMS, AND THE MIGHTY TROLLS, BUT WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, THEY HAD WON THE BATTLES, AND PROCEDED TO THE THE EVIL BASE! as they explored, they had met THE MIGHTY ABELBOTO!(rpg battle tune)
ABELBOTO HAS SPOKEN IN THE TONGUE OF THE GODS!" YOUZ ZUCKS THEZE VE BALLS OV DE MEETY TWOLLZ!"
the warriors, unable to respond, USED THEIR POWER TO FIGHT, but, ABELBOTO WAS TO MUCH! they had used their power to its PEAK, but, then came THE MIGHTY LIGHT OF THE GODZ, AND ABELBOTO WAS NO MORE, how-ever, it wasn't the end, rackage and madskrape had escape with the PEA-NUS OF THE GODZ! the warriors then had to go to the TEMPLE OF FAN-THICS! they had then found out their TRUE powers, LEO HAD LEARNED THE EVIL, DARK, SUPA POWA FULL MAGIC! FOMER, HAD LEARNED THE SKILLS OF WEAKING, GOMA, HAD LEARNED HUNTER SKILLZ, AND FROOMTOD HAD LEARNED THE POWER OF: normal magic
they then went to the temple of the sea, THAT WAS IN THE SKY, but they needed a boat, so, the asked BUONTY the pirate, and proceded to the temple, and got to the MIGHTY limeder, THE JELLY FISH OF POWA DEATHZ! the fight WAS FIERCE, resulting in FROOMTOD getting the CURSEFUL POISENING! the warriors had then took the MYSTRIOUS item, AND went to the island town, and resulted in froomtod to be meditated FOR A WEEK, mean while, the rest of the team had took the MYSTRIOUS item to the elder, who told them that it was the crystal of power, and it shall grant those who possess a shard partly the power TO DESTROY THE PEA-NUS OF THE GODS, and that they have to destroy it, OR ELSE THE PEA-NUS OF THE GODS POWER WILL DESTROY THE WORLD, and so, the heros left, and went to the lava land, were they released the crystal, and released the power to everyone, and thus, they are yet to go to the temple of lava.....
ok, sorry about this, but i was bored, ok?
so please, tell me how to continue it
