attack of the PEAN-USES?! a picto quest

[TheABELBOTO]

ok, before we start, a picto quest is a story were the op starts it, and you use pictures so people know were you at/ what you see/ whatever
any way, let me begin
in 20xx, a sudden attack of evil sons of a major bitches came, and stole stuff no one cares about, and its up to you to get it, since its like, really important, so, you go on a boat

with the other dudes who went with you (aka, those who are here)
SUDDENLY,a water brother attacked!!!

(no offense to black people)

WHAT SHALL YOU DO NEXT?!?(continue the story!)

[Ad Bot]

[SeventhSandwich]

This is going somewhere, I can tell.

[Aces]

get rid of the chicken hurr

[TheABELBOTO]

This is going somewhere, I can tell.

no one?!
ok, any way:
you called over a hippie!

the water brother RAN AWAY
(go, i ran out of ideas)

[Alteration]

Throw yourself at the water brother and rap at him

ffff

Kill hippie and take his radical headband, man.

[Eussorus]

This is going somewhere, I can tell.

which way?

[TheABELBOTO]

Throw yourself at the water brother and rap at him

ffff

Kill hippie and take his radical headband, man.

he ran away, BUT, zombie hippies came!

you all went to the boat, were shall you go?

[grunterdb1951]

You get mad at comedy for posting unnecessary posts, which he does. But you do too.

[TheABELBOTO]

BUT, suddenly, mexicans appeared!

what should you do next?

[TheABELBOTO]

the mexicans left because most of you were white, and then you sailed to( super gay long named utopia) called mootr, but, a KRAKEN WANTS YOUR MONEY!