The crocodile dillemma

[Cybertails1998]

If a crocodile steals a child and promises its return if the father can correctly guess what the crocodile will do, how should the crocodile respond in the case that the father guesses that the child will not be returned?

[Ad Bot]

[Fluff-is-back]

Basically this will cause large crevasses to open up in the fabric of space and time and the universe would fold in half causing everything to turn into stupid.

[yuhwryu]

Kill them all with an M249 SAW w/ rainbow rounds

obviously?

[Yosher]

Epic paradox.

[Orion]

eat the father and continue on

[Extrude]

Isn't even a paradox 0/10.