Movie Magic - Starting Out Bland

[Jokey365]

Flee in terror
Jedi a lightsaber out of thin air

Frank sprints out of the room, screaming like a lady. Lasers from the robot fly past so close, Frank can feel the heat. "We need security in the sign-ups room, we have a robot from the 'Computer Overlord' set that got loose. I'm pretty sure his lasers AREN'T set to stun." says a man over the PA system.
Wat do

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[Gojira]

Hide in a closet until all your dreams come true the mess is cleaned up

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Stop being a gigantic pusillanimous individual and fight the damn thing like a true action hero

[Gojira]

Stop being a gigantic pusillanimous individual and fight the damn thing like a true action hero

and then

Hide in a closet until all your dreams come true the mess is cleaned up

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and then

And then

MICHAEL BAAAAAAAAAY

[Gojira]

And then

right out of the closet
with yet another fake explosion

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right out of the closet
with yet another fake explosion

Max Nappy is Michael Bay in disguise.

[Gojira]

Max Nappy is Michael Bay in disguise.

yes he is.

[Jokey365]

Frank turns a corner and finds a room to hide in. Without checking the room's contents, Frank locks himself inside.

He listens as the robot walks over and stops in front of the door. Frank cannot breath at this point. That inability to breath is remove when he hears the robot walk away. "Lord it's dark in here." Frank mutters to himself as he looks at NOTHING.
What should Frank do?

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Open door
Get on floor
Walk the dinosaur