Sell yourself for love to 3 people for 1000 dollars each
gotta start small, giving out blow/handjobs on a corner for $5 a pop, work your way up on the scale and start to get noticed, start taking brown town for maybe $50 a go or so. According to my calculations you're bound to take about 60 richards up the ass at $50 a richard before you'll beable to buy the alienware, working part time somewhere while you do this for a minimum wage (in utah its like $7.25 an hour) working 5 hour days you'd get about 36.25 a day, added to your brown town job depending on how good business is i'd say you'd be able to get it within 2 and a half months
