Alright. I am sorry.

[Blooker]

He pretended he was an abused lesbian.

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[RedGajin]

its also common for fake-girl attention whores to create all sorts of drama for themselves so to get some ass kissing from the few stupid boys who fall for it.

i.e. cybertails

[Jerkface]

He pretended he was an abused lesbian.

You forgot Asian.  Not 100% Asian, because the dad wasn't Asian.  Only partially Asian.  An Asian without a phone, camera, DSi/3DS, iPod, webcam... anything that can take pictures.