Author Topic: When /x/ and /k/ meet innawoods.  (Read 5818 times)

Reading innawoods stories on /k/ and holy loving stuff. I'm like Defcon 2 right now. I'm too afraid that slenderman, bigfoot, the black dog ghost or some crazy ass stuff it gonna find its way into my room. forget my life right now.

Anyways, post stories about innawoods experiences here, or paranormal stuff.

Please not at 4:00 in the morning ;____;

WELCOME TO MY WORLD. I'm so tired, because I had to compete in a linemen comp. at school today, BUT I CANT loving SLEEP

BUT I CANT loving SLEEP

It's still storming outside and the thunder is keeping me awake. :/

Slenderman
just wants to have a friend
but he cant talk
because he has no mouth
so he takes his anger out on youtubers and and small children

I'm not a youtuber, nor a small child

I'm not a youtuber, nor a small child
Then you will be okay :D

I have 4 links to archived innawoods hreads, however, the top of the link has research adverts, because its 4chan. Should I post them?

Play it safe and don't post

When in doubt gtfo

Here are some I found interesting
>be 16
>be done shooting the m/96 on the range close to my house
>country side of Sweden outside of Uppsala
>moose hunt is over so just shooting the last shots of the year
>be done and decide walk the dog home
>load the rifle into my dad's car and see him drive off
>home is about 100 meters away, but I decide to walk the regular route with my dog which is a loop around half a kilometer innawoods
>5PM and winter, it's dark and cold
>sky is clear so I have some moonlight
>I know these woods, no bears, wolves or lynxes, the most dangerous thing is a rye deer buck, I'll manage without a light
>about a third of the way through when I'm about to cut over a small clearing as usual my dog freezes mid step
>think nothing of it, must be a rye deer or a rabbit
>leonberger bitch, never makes a sound, starts growling
>this is new
>I check my knife and keep walking, because if stuff's serious I'd rather be in a clearing
>notice that someone is standing in the middle of the clearing looking at me
>just a person is no big deal, take a few steps
>notice it being a girl, take a few more steps
>notice her wearing nothing but a dress
>stop
>temperature is roughly -30 centigrade
>remember stories about the huldra
>look at dog still growling in the same place
>look back at girl
>NOPE.tga
>turn around and run all the way home with the dog in tow
>go back next morning
>find my footprints
>no prints further into the clearing
>not even animals
>never tell anyone because they'd think I'm mad

My 5 roommates and I all hear weird stuff going on in our house.
>None of use are all there at the same time, but when something happens we go all pointer for a second, then look at each other like wtfman.jpg.

Fast Forward a month

>I'm passed out drunk in my room upstairs while other bro is downstairs on the phone.
>Claims he heard someone throw something at the ground, glass shattering everywhere, and running upstairs.
>Comes upstairs to be like, dude wtfyoudoin.
>Realizes I'm asleep, bangs on my door, "anon, wake up, you hear that?"
>Still passed out as forget.
>We have creaky ass old stairs.
>Bangs on my door again, I wake up.
>Both hear something running down the stairs.
>Roommate yells GTFO at whatever it may be.
>Both hear locked front door open and SLAM.
>Both run downstairs and the blinds on the front door are swaying back and forth.
>Both slowly walk backwards upstairs and sleep in the same room.
>Everyone terrified as forget to be in our house alone.

>be hunting coyotes out inna cornfields
>be huntan at night
>be hunting over gutpile of some jacklighted deer
>shoot 2 coyotes, leave them there
>half hour passes, nothing
>suddenly, silence. Complete loving silence
>no bugs, no birds, no anything
>-crunch scrape crunch tearing noise-
>...wtf
>cloud goes over moon
>complete darkness. Like, can't see your own hand darkness
>moon comes back out
>something silvery, VERY low to ground, and about 8 feet long gnawing on dead coyote by gutpile
>assume pair of coyotes laid down to dine, explains the length (night vision sucks for distance recognition)
>bring rifle to shoulder, sight approximately where a shoulder/hip would be (.243 Ballistic Tips more than enough to forget a coyote even with a hip shot)
>CRACK
>it just...kinda...stands up
>only gains like 6 inches in height but can now clearly see it only has 4 legs
>eyes. Oh god the eyes. Blood loving red, and HUGE
>like, bigger than a coyote's entire head huge
>work dat bolt
>CRACK
>watch round impact in puff of dust and hair 3 inches behind/beside one eye
>it just kinda saunters off, like I'd hit it with a cork gun
>work the bolt faster than I've ever worked a bolt before
>CRACK
>bolt workan
>CRACK
>now out of sight
>rapidly reload
>tactically myself back to truck
>grab AR, 8 mags, and forgethueg battery spotlight
>tactically my way back
>1 million candle power spotlight ftw
>blood and fur loving everywhere
>dead coyote is bitten clean in half. Like one bite.
>fur is like fake redhead red. Like I'd shot a pipe full of cheap wigs
>notice blood trail
blood looks black
>that aint right, not under incandescent light
>take walmart receipt from pocket
>dab in blood
>blood IS black
>frantically shine light all over woodline
>immediately light up the face/eyes of that...thing
>its just sitting there, watching
>sitting like a dog, but its like 6 feet tall
>waitaminute its legs weren't that long
>shine light on its chest
>its LEANING on an old fence post. Like a human.
>covered in that fake-redhead red fur
>magdump AR
>reload
>it appears completely unconcerned, even though there is now black blood clearly visible on its fur
>tactically NOPE my way back to truck
>haul ass to town
>get game warden
>game warden goes back out with me at first light, armed for bear
>coyotes and deer now reduced to clean, white bone
>bones still in skeleton-position
>no predator eats like that. No predator is that clean
>find blood and fur
>game warden takes samples in evidence bag
>go home
>be informed immediately upon returning home DNR has already called with brown townysis (I know for a loving fact I beat the warden back to town)
>DNR says it was a bobcat
>my state hasn't had a confirmed bobcat sighting since the 30's
>that thing was easily 20x the size of a bobcat
>call DNR back
>get brusquely told to drop the subject
>I think the gov't was field-testing some sentient bioweapon
>it absorbed AT LEAST 2 good hits from a .243 and AT LEAST 1 good hit from 5.56 Swift A-frame
>never went back to farm after dark

>Move to a new home on the woods
>sleeping at 3am decide to go to bathroom
>walking down the hallway
>as soon as I step in front of the bathroom I hear a >scream like an animal mixed with human that last 5sec
>nope nope nope nope nope
>run inside the bathroom and stay there until 6am
>I get out and go to my room
>the mattress is tilted to one side
>light switches are all in ON but the lights are OFF
>hear something heavy running on the hallway to my direction
>grab my cz75 and fire 1 shoot
>call the police>police arrive in 30 min
>I get out of my room running to open the door thinking that somebody is wounded or dead on the hallway
>nothing on the hallway completely empty
>open the door and police enter
>check the whole house
>no gunshot marks anywhere to be found
>we are talking on one room about what happened
>right in front of us the light switch began to go crazy ON and OFF
>nobody is touching it we are just looking
>after that stuff stops we all get out of the house
>give my info so they call me to see if they find out something

1 week later they call me to see if I can go to the police station because they found out something on the records that on that house 4 years ago 2 girls were killed on an apparently a "satanic" ritual. On the pictures I clearly see something like logos drawed on the walls, black candles and blood on the floor. See 3 names on the wall Belial , Murmur and Dantalion.

Moved from that house in 1 month.

he obviously shot a robot!