Why dont we haggle fat people like we haggle smokers?

[Momentum]

fat people smell bad too tho

you know, they just roll around on their little power scooters smelling like a dumpster full of old socks and cheeseburgers, farting and burping, their flab vibrating as the smelly air tries to escape their buttocks... x.x

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[CoolKoopaTroopa]

i do haggle fat people. i stood at the counter of a cupcake shop for 10 minutes and waited for someone to buy a box of cupcakes. i yelled  "YOU'RE GOING TO GET FAT" at the bitch who was buying cupcakes and left. 30 minutes later i walk back to the food court and that bitch is standing near the trash eating cupcakes. she yells some stuff like "you should be slapped" and i tell her i can't hear her because her mouth is full of frosting.

all in all, it was a good day.

this is the definition of a true wimp. at least when you talk trash stay there and stand by it.

[Qwepir]

lol slapped
"bitch" was wrong, you should be kneecapped
it's so remarkably easy to conduct yourself in a socially acceptable manner and you failed on every level

but you'll be fine, seeing as you just completely made that up anyway

[Ipquarx]

because obese people don't go in other people's faces with their smoke or try to be cool.

This.

[Aces]

Because fat people don't affect my lungs?

[No2mad2]

It's sad everyone is so fat. :(

[Gamefandan]

I'm fat and I give zero forgets. Literally. :(

[Freeze]

i don't eat very much healthy food and i don't chew slowly and i don't chew much, and yet i am underweight

you're metabolism won't be that fast forever

[Momentum]

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