I literally just woke up so I need to write this down right now because it's so what the forget
It was an end-of-school trip that we were going on. We were all going to a certain area of the bahamas or something that we could all pick on our own. Each student got to pick a different island - because for some reason, we were going point to point on each island in a C-130 with passenger seats.
before we set off, the "flight" was delayed, and the flight was so loving first class that while we waited in the HANGAR for some reason, we got served bacon in huge amounts and skittles and other tasty delights. While I was eating I discovered that I only had purchased 1 ticket a month ago, just to get the flight TO the bahamas, not BACK.
So now, I'm freaking out waiting in the Hangar with my bacon treats and skittles, so I go up to the person who organized the entire trip.. Who happened to be Selena Gomez for some reason... and tell her that I've only got one plane ticket and I can't go on the trip anymore.
Suddenly she's all like "relax, I've got you covered. I'll meet you at the docks on the island you're going to, and I'll take you back to the plane by boat"
and im like what the forget is happening
... oh well I have bacon
