Would you eat this albino burmese python? it's sweet and tasty; seriously!

[Bosie1997]

Best birthday cake ever

[Ad Bot]

[Isaac Fox]

Best birthday cake ever

Best birthday snake ever.

[Night Fox]

Best birthday cake ever

not if you're afraid of snakes
or you are a snake

[Bosie1997]

not if you're afraid of snakes
or you are a snake

But I am neither so yay

[PitDeggeh²]

not if you're afraid of snakes
or you are a snake

I'm both.
i all seriousess that head looks delicious to bite into

[PowerDag]

or you are a snake

actually snakes have been known to eat other snakes so

yeah

[Night Fox]

actually snakes have been known to eat other snakes so
yeah

"I am not a cannibal!" -snake

[PowerDag]

"I am not a cannibal!" -snake

aha but

solid snake is a dude, not a snake!!1

[Cubelands]

Second picture almost made me jump out of my chair.

I were hope that you going to pee in your the pant.

[BBOY]

my snake is really long

hey
you

lying is a no no

[Jetlok]

also i noticed your english is getting better

I were hope that you going to pee in your the pant.

[Mega-Bear]

That's awesome. I'd grab the head and stuff it down my throat to freak people out.