Just about fainted today..

[Night Fox]

You're such a little whore aren't you?
puking all the time faking your anorexia to get attention!

throwing up =/= symptom of anorexia

[Ad Bot]

[Cucumber!]

First it just really hurt, then I started to feel like I was going to fall over but I didn't, saw large black blobs, then about 30 seconds later I did fall. Quite hard, on the back of my head by eyewitness accounts, don't remember anything myself.
Didn't hear sounds but did feel like I had to puke.

The worst part had to be the sounds for me. I felt like I was being closed in :C

[Isaac Fox]

Let me guess

you sat down for too long then got back up really quickly and was blinded as the blood rushed to your head?

HOW THE forget DID YOU KNOW

[Night Fox]

HOW THE forget DID YOU KNOW

because it happens to everyone

[TeslaCoil]

because it happens to everyone

I have the cure for this natural phenomena

I could cut off all your heads and the lack of blood getting to your head will be stopped, as I cauterize the base of your necks to keep the current blood already in their from escaping to your lower bodies!

[masterockets]

I have the cure for this natural phenomena

I could cut off all your heads and the lack of blood getting to your head will be stopped, as I cauterize the base of your necks to keep the current blood already in their from escaping to your lower bodies!

Why not amputate the legs?

[TeslaCoil]

Why not amputate the legs?

that's not fun though.

[BubbaGum]

You're such a little whore aren't you?
puking all the time faking your anorexia to get attention!

At least Im not a fat desperate loser

[Cybertails1998]

that's not fun though.

It's better to be unable to walk than to be braindead y'know

[carolcat]

It's better to be unable to walk than to be braindead y'know

you'd be dead though so you wouldn't care.

[MaroonCacti]

>love ed video day in 4th grade
>girls go in other room
>we watch video
>they come back
>"NOW KIDS, TO NOT TALK WITH EACH OTHER ABOUT THE VIDEOS OKAY?"
>forget that
>say to girls sitting across from me "what did you talk about in there?"
>girl known for being idiot says "uhh... shampoo"
>wut
>"shampoo?"
>"yeah shampoo"
>look away
>never ask what happened to girls in love ed again in fear of akward shampoo moment

[BubbaGum]

shampoo is obviously semen

[MaroonCacti]

shampoo is obviously semen

>"what kind of shampoo?"
>"dove."

SHE GAVE ME A CRYPTIC MESSAGE IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[Alteration]

Shampoo can be rearranged to make POMOSAH which is Maori for shortsword, which shortsword can be rearranged into Doorshwrt which, when you remove all letters that do not have leet equivilents you get 0057, which when combined with the first 3 letters of Shampoo gives you 0057 SHA which is the name of a star located in the upper-right area of the Milky Way. This star is the center of the Constellation Virgo, which the ancients referred to as the "Virgin getting forgeted by big black rooster", which is probably what they learned about in love ed.

That girl is secretly a supergenius and you got soooo punked!