If ____ could talk, what would it say?

[CharlesSpeaking]

yes

example

1. "if furcat could talk, what would it say"

2. "im furee, if doge could talk, what would it say"

3. "im dogeee, if kate could talk, what would it say"

etc.

if your computer could talk, what would it say

[Ad Bot]

[BanishedLetters]

"I'm nonexistant!"

If a pencil could talk, what would it say?

[Dezcaban]

you cannot explore my sadness

If your mouse could talk, what would it say?

[Tømpson]

Please no more

If a bench could talk, what would it say?

[Boink!]

"GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF OF ME YOU SICK forget"

If your crotch could talk, what would it say?

[Menen]

It would tell everyone my secrets :C

If a carrot could talk what would it say?

[Chrono]

Another mining expedition? Alright!

If our avatars could talk, what would they be saying to each other?

[TurnipBlog]

Help me.

If Gordan Freeman could talk, what would it say?

[masterockets]

"Not again"

if your favorite toy could talk, what would it say?

[Boink!]

"Please don't put your snake in me!"

If fleshlights can talk, what would they be saying?

[The Corporation]

"Please don't put your snake in me!"

If roosterroaches can talk, what would they be saying?