Why wouldnt I, he's perfect
Because it's not nice to remind poor Wynd Fox he has never had a boyfriend, it more or less guaranteed won't for at least two years.
Whoa, I don't think I saw the roofie thing when I talked to you last night.
EDIT: Contributing. It's not very funny, but I have the window up, still:
"6:45 PM - Wynd: Put some clothes on, man!
6:46 PM - Electrk: Don't tell me what to do
6:46 PM - Wynd: Well, I just did, so..
6:46 PM - Wynd: .
6:46 PM - Electrk: well don't
6:46 PM - Electrk: so
6:46 PM - Electrk: .
6:46 PM - Wynd: Too late.
6:46 PM - Wynd: .
6:46 PM - Electrk: no one loves you
6:46 PM - Electrk: .
-this line would have ruined the whole thing-
6:48 PM - Wynd: Yeah, my cat loves me.
"