Author Topic: Iron Man 3  (Read 1150 times)

iron man 3: everyone has a suit now nobody is special this sequel is dumb

>iron man
>cant fukcing swim

I only liked Iron Man 1

Iron man:

1. tony stark does something
2. tony stark gets roostery / tony stark lets his guard down
3. bad guy does something
4. something or somebody is at stake
5. action scenes
6. tony stark is losing
7. something happens
8. tony stark wins, cue victory music
9. something happens
10. end (OR IS IT??????)
11. sequel

edit!!
bonus: replace tony stark with any superhero starring in a movie and it doesn't effect anything
« Last Edit: October 26, 2012, 12:39:39 AM by IkeTheGeneric »

>iron man
>cant fukcing swim
Maybe because he sinks like a ROCK!
GET IT! IRON? ROCK? EH? EH? eh.

Look at me! I'm a dumb 12 year old that has a positive opinion about every new movie that comes out!

>iron man
>cant fukcing swim
Looks like Aquaman is the ultimate superhero now.
not saying Iron Man was...

Look at me! I'm a dumb 12 year old that has a positive opinion about every new movie that comes out!
Not sure if sarcasm for the movie
or against it.

Looks like Aquaman is the ultimate superhero now.

Too bad he is DC and cant save Ironman's Ass

this looks pretty cool. it does show literally what happens after he reveals his goddamn identity in iron man 2.

I wish they would make an Iron Man movie/comic based on the song. Tony Stark traveling to the future and dying(?) then murdering people would be cool.


It just looks, kinda boring.

people are going to hate me for it but I'll probably enjoy it

So if Tony Stark knows the secret of cold fusion, why doesn't he mass produce suits?

why would he?

he's the only person who gets to use them and he's already got a few of them already (the one used by the mechanism in his tower, the briefcase one from the second movie, and the wristband-lock-on one from avengers for instance)

the whole point of the first movie was that he wanted to stop making weapons for other people because they always ended up in the wrong hands (those terrorist guys who captured him in the beginning had a truckload of stark weaponry)