what happened to that alyx vance guy

[fred da kiko]

I was drinking before alyx started falling down stairs #hipster #blocklandforums #hashtag

I drank alcohol before alcohol was invented.

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[¥ola]

It's funny because I read that as long as I'm with an adult in my own home its legal. I just forgot where.

You're loving handicapped.

[Alyx Vance]

I was drinking before alyx started falling down stairs #hipster #blocklandforums #hashtag

CORRECTION! I don't use stairs. I fall out of doors.

[st8terblock]

nothing.. hes still here

inb4 alyx

Lol Ive been here. I only have a $100 PDA fee to pay and I'm good.
Only on Tuesdays
Every other day its the river

[Frosting]

Every other day its the river

Why haven't you drowned then?

[Alyx Vance]

Why haven't you drowned then?

Because I float.