Fuel for the fire;
What do you do when the dish washer is broken? Slap her on the ass and tell her to get to work.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Why cant women ski? Because there's no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen.
I smile imagining the pure hatred in Maya's eyes whilst reading those few lines...
Also, while looking for those jokes, I found this, and though how perfect it was for the occasion:
Disclaimer:
These jokes do not reflect my views and opinions of all women. Just a vast majority. Of course I don't believe that women should be owned, abused, or otherwise treated as inferior to men. However we mustn't overlook the obvious truth that there is a time and a place for women to speak, and that, incidentally, is never in my presence. If you find any of my writing offensive on any level, then my only explanation is that it must apply to you, as a "strong" and "independent" woman without any insecurities (such as "snake envy" or "suppressed lesbian curiosity") would have no reason to become defensive regarding these childish quips. Also, anyone with a shred of common sense would immediately grasp that most if not all of what I write is too absurd to be taken seriously. With all that said, if you don't like what I write, don't loving read it. Go watch Lifetime. Or Doctor Phil. Otherwise, have a nice day. And by have a nice day I mean go forget yourself.
Edit:
My my, didn't take her long
How is Self Delete:
a joke?
Self Delete isn't a joke.
User was banned for this post
Only 47 posts... Was probably only a week long ban though
