[Coding Joke Topic] Sending data back in time

[Xalos]

How do you guys send info back in time?

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function sendInfoToDate(%info, %date)
{
   %now = getDateTime();
   setDateTime(%date);   //Quantum function sends the CPU, memory, and harddrive to the specified date.
   $InfoFromFuture_[%now] = %info;
   setDateTime(%now);
}


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[allyorbase]

If I knew anything about torque, I may laugh.

Also hey, Xalos.

[dotdotoctagon]

Welp, now I know what it's like to be God...

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#include <windows.h>
#include <stdio.h>
#include "flux_capacitor.h"

void main(void) {
goto present;

doc_brown = 0;

past:
printf("Oops, wrong date...\n");
goto future;

present:
int doc_brown = 1, speed = 0;

while(speed > -88)
go_faster();

if(speed == -88) {
queueFlames();
goto past;
}

Sleep(946708000000);
doc_brown = 0;

queueZombieApocalypse();

future:
printf("Badspot, is that you?\n");
doc_brown = 0;
}