So you've never made a joke in your entire 16 years of existence, I'm calling bullstuff on that one, lighten up dude.
No seriously I don't have any Freinds, to users who have Friend they would say that I have no life, my life has always been seriousness,and the only Joy I ever get is just playing games, I barely ever leave my house.
Also I don't have a phone any more, I stopped paying for it because I never used it.
But in overall , since I have angered many people for ruining a joke I say that I am sincerely sorry for spoiling your Aprill fools Joke.
I know apologies aren't usually taken on the forums but, heck why not give it a try, also I have cleared my joke spoiling posts if that helps at all.