Write a 1000 word essay on "what to do at a stop sign"

[Tudoreleuu]

Well, a fun thing to do is fall asleep on your steering wheel and dream of your house furniture talking and setting your house on fire and it asks why you did such a thing.
and then wake up to see a angry police officer at your window.

SURELY THAT IS 10 WORDS

to shove fingers in you ass until it bleeds heavily.

Be careful not to accidentally stick your fingers in another

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[TeeJay]

Be careful not to accidentally stick your fingers in another

mans butt, as it may cause you to do this:

[Tudoreleuu]

-insert picture of huge-ass-splosion here, you goddamn idiots-

[auzman466]

Another important thing to do is to make sure you

[Mounds Bar]

Remember, do not combust into ten thousand and fifty two

[auzman466]

Remember, do not combust into ten thousand and fifty two

good job at completely disregarding my post

[blazerblock2]

We already have 1k words noobs

[Ragequit]

We already have 1k words noobs

EXTRA CREDIT

[Treynolds416]

EXTRA CREDIT

Oh god lol

[Ragequit]

Oh god lol

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS ________ ________ _____

[Evar678]

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS ________ ________ _____

HOW TO DIE

[Ragequit]

HOW TO DIE

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS    HOW      TO      DIE 

[K3k0m@n]

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS ________ ________ _____

NOTHING AT ALL

[auzman466]

WHAT I LEARNED IN BOATING SCHOOL IS ________ ________ _____

HOW SHOT WEB