Author Topic: What if Ephialtes were president?  (Read 1187 times)


he would delete any protests against him

Everyone who sees Kalphiter and Glass (does Glass still use Kaphost?) has to throw apples at them.
« Last Edit: December 16, 2012, 03:04:55 PM by MrMcCakey »

Everyone who sees Kalphiter and Glass has to throw apples at them.
If the apples explode into thousands of knives then this statement would be correct.


Then we're all screwed.

Enough said.

I'd laugh. I'd go drive to the white house and give the guy a high five for breaking every legal barrier possible.

I would be castrated and put into Ephi's scary and abandoned building with only a laptop and a Blockland-compatible credit card.

he'd place a death warrent on kalphiter

he'd win over most of the important groups in america with solid argumentation and violent threats

[nofun]the president doesn't make laws though[/nofun]

all illegal immigrants would removed
...and put into countries where they do not belong

massacre all that protested his newly "elected" powers.